We Hate F Tourists

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Scored 9
Rated superb

Staff

9.7

About this property

Central Location: We Hate F Tourists in Lisboa offers a central base with Rossio a 14-minute walk away and St. George's Castle 2 km nearby. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km from the hostel. Exceptional Facilities: Guests enjoy a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi. Additional amenities include a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. Comfortable Accommodations: Rooms feature air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies, and city views. Breakfast options include continental, buffet, and vegetarian with fresh pastries and fruits. Guest Services: The hostel provides a paid airport shuttle, 24-hour front desk, concierge, tour desk, and luggage storage. Highly rated for its bar, host, and room cleanliness.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.7 for a two-person trip.

Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap

Most popular facilities

  • Parking
  • Free WiFi
  • Airport shuttle
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Lift
  • Garden
  • Bar

Property highlights

Situated in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.8

Breakfast info

Continental, Vegetarian, Buffet

Availability

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1 double bed
2 single beds
1 single bed
1 single bed
1 single bed
1 single bed
1 single bed
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Guest reviews

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Guests who stayed here loved

Sohaib
Ireland Ireland
“The staff was excellent they greeted with utmost respect a drink and with cup of cake If i would come definitely this would be the choice”
Jisantoo
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Everything was great. Location. Staff. Cleanliness. Balcony views. Bar and coffee areas all were so perfectly designed and maintained. Staff was excellent. So friendly and happy and positive and helpful. Felt great. This hostel has mastered the...”
Richard
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“First time in Lisbon or staying in a Hostel and I had a great time. The staff were amazing and I had the opportunity to meet lots of like minded people.”
Reinvention
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Lovely hostel, super friendly staff. I felt really warmly welcomed and taken care of throughout my stay. Thanks so much! Elevator was a nice surprise too.”
Cankun
China China
“The staffs are nice and helpful. Location is great”
Zubaida
Portugal Portugal
“I like Everything it was lovely experience and very friendly staff very helpful.. Everything was 10 on 10”
Dianne
Netherlands Netherlands
“Very nice staff. They even made a list with tips for me for the Fishermen’s trail.”
Ivanova
Germany Germany
“I had an amazing stay at this hostel! Everything was spotless, beautifully designed, and the atmosphere was absolutely fantastic, warm, friendly, and full of good energy. A special thank you to all the staff members who work here. You made the...”
Jamie
United Kingdom United Kingdom
“Staff are really helpful and friendly. Demet has to be the hardest working host I have met... she needs a medal.”
Rustam
Turkey Turkey
“The name's pure irony, but it works as a filter. Got a human welcome: cake, juice, no pretense. Stayed longer than planned—place has character and attracts interesting people. Balcony views, rooftop workspace, everything clean. The crowd gets...”

Property surroundings

House rules

We Hate F Tourists takes special requests - add in the next step!
Check-in
From 15:00 to 00:00
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
From 00:00 to 12:00
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.

Cot and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Cot upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

Prices for cots and extra beds are not included in the total price, and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.

All cots and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Groups
When booking more than 8 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.
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The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL